9 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Marry A Lawyer (no 5 will scare you most)

Yesterday we published a post on "10 Reasons why i hate RSUST law students". Today we have gone deep!

If you have ever watched any law shows on TV, the one thing you would take from all of them would be: Lawyers make lousy partners. They may be successful in their careers but the opposite is true for their personal lives and relationships. And this is not just some false perspective shown on TV – IT IS TRUE!

So the next time a lawyer sends a rishta for you, you have got many reasons to turn him/her down and here are the reasons why.
1. It take years for them to be established or maybe even FOREVER!

So prepare to live in a rented apartment and eat only daal sabzi for at least the initial years.
2. You will often spend your nights in loneliness as your lawyer would be working late in the office

3. Forget about playing board games with a lawyer; winning and losing is a serious game for a lawyer.

You should learn to play solitaire instead.

4. Whenever there will be a problem, the lawyer partner will argue with you and keep arguing until they win it. They never lose an argument with you.

5. With of all those suits they wear comes the massive dry cleaning bills that will make you cry

6. They are very secretive and good at keeping secrets. You won’t know what’s going on in their mind

7. They are extremely good at bargaining and before you know it, they will be bargaining with you too

8. They love rules and before you know they will devise a constitution for your family too

9. They mostly have black and white suits to wear, which means your life will be devoid of colors!

Please note that the essence of this post was for fun.


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