13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card - Only RSUST Students will understand

Have you ever been to FEC class or prof. Etuks class? before the class finishes you are already hungry and praying for the class to end. "I need to eat something" - you have mama togo beans in mind.




 Meanwhile you now get to remember you have only one thousand Naira left in your account - the thirst for hungry will definitely reduce.

Now see what happens:

Every Emotion You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card
1.You, going to the ATM to withdraw your last 1k after a stressful lecture.

2.You, calculating how you’ll use the money to survive until your parents send in money.
Garri, garri, and garri.

3.When you reach the queue and ask the necessary question:
“Amatyour back, please.” - especially when those mass comm. students.

4.When you try to use faith to withdraw N1,500 instead and you see “insufficient funds”.
Hay God!

5.You respect yourself and just jejely choose the 1k that brought you there.
Let me not shame my ancestors.

6.When you’re waiting to hear the “krrrrrr” sound and the ATM resets.
Chineke!

7.You, begging the ATM to respect itself:
pulease! Edakun!.

8.When the ATM that just swallowed your card is still asking you to “insert card”.
See me see trouble

9.How those Hostels H girls and F and G guys behind you on the queue look at you:
E pele oh!

10.When the branch has closed and you remember it’s Friday.
Who did I offend? And you start blaming your village people!

11.When you call customer care and they start asking you if you are sure.
See question sha.

12.When you go back to retrieve your card and they tell you it takes 7 working days.
That what happened?

13.When you hear you’ll have to pay to get a new card.
Not happening! grin
Is it that 1k I want to use to drink garri?