19 things every RSUST Student goes Through Without Noticing (No 15 will shock you)

Welcome to the Rivers State University of Signs and Testimony. A place where students are vexing and lecturers oppressing. Girls are vexing because sorting money don cost pass Brazilian hair!
Am proud of my school because we have e-DSA, e-VC, e-Lecturers, e-Exams, e-registrations, e-sorting, e-election and e-dabo.
1.    It is only in the Rivers State University of Science and Technology (RSUST) that someone will go to night class by 8pm or 9pm in the evening, returns by 5am the following morning and by 7am the same morning the person is in class. They call us Jerkkie. Yes! We are proud of it.
2.    It is only in RSUST that the impact of your night class hustle speaks on your body and not on your result.
3.    We are all mad – if not why then you talk out while walking after you heard there was an unannounced test.
4.    This school, I love it because carry-over is not a sin but a necessity.
5.    A school where a lecturer tells you that “buying my book is not compulsory but necessary”.
6.    It is only in RSUST that lectures fix test on Saturdays.

 7.    It is the only state university that you will be on your own oo jeje person go just come ask you for 10 naira for photocopy and as you are about giving the person the next thing you will hear is “bross abeg I fit add biscuit?”
8.    It is only in RSUST that you are smiling on your way passing through love garden but after passing you are begging “bross abeg I fit get back my sim card?”
9.    I like this school because girls dey carry their hair for almost four months without washing.
10.    The higher you go the cooler it comes they say. Hmm! In my school the higher you go the hotter it becomes.

11.    All work and no play makes jack a dull boy – true talk for uniport students but a blatant lie for those of us who understands that RSUST is the university of Stress and tension.
 12.    It is only in my amiable school that a law student forgets he should be called a barrister and not engineer.

13.    It is only in my e-university that people gather on field praying and singing during exam period instead of been in class reading.

14.    My God! I love this school because it is during exam period that students remember that there is a library in the school and after exams love garden becomes a point of worship.

15.    It is only in RSUST hostel that a girl will be passing her own jeje ooo and you go see those hostels F&G, B boys will be shouting babe come to my room I won’t waste time. While some will run to her asking for her number.
16.    It is only in our hostels that before you will enter female hostel during visiting hour you will hear something like this “man dey come oooo!”
17.    Hostels F&G, B and E boys have decided to turn Akara and Bread without water as their regular water.
18.    When you realized you did not read the previous day, the next thing that comes to your mind is “oboy you wan fail abi? Exam go soon come and you no dey read.”
19.    Hostel F&G boys will never leave Mama Africa’s food because she spits in her food while talking and I think it is because it energizes them.