Breaking news you will never believe happened

Below are the breaking news that we have been able to gather thus far. It's hard believing they actually happened. Plaese note that GISTMEUST is not responsible for what this may reult to thus viewers discretion is adviced.

1. Okada killed two people inside trailler...

2. Christiano Ronaldo impreginate Funke
Akindele...

3. Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his new
single...

4, Eyinmba will sign Messi dis January...

5. Baba suwe joined Illuminati, signed in by
Jay z...

6. Beyonce is in love with Terry G...

7. Primary school pupils don dey graduate at
class primary 2....

8. University and Poly students are now
putting on school uniforms...

9. Obama claims EDO STATE as his home
town...

10. New Arsenal manager is Chief Olusegun
Obasanjo...

11. Chris Brown wears agbada and slippers
to the grammy awards...

12. Olamide badoo begs Captainjosy for new music lyrics...

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